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I bought Instyle magazine the other day because I was bored and the grocery store really didn't have any interesting reading material. In the health section of the magazine there was a workout plan that would give you the legs of Jessica Simpson, the arms of Jessica Biel, the abs of Jessica Alba and the butt of Eva Longoria (what they couldn't find another Jessica?)

So I thought what the hell, I need to do these excercises anyway I might as well look like the Jessicas but in my body. What the article didn't tell you was that it hurts to be a Jessica. I mean your body will ache like a mother. I was cursing Jessica all last night. It doesn't even matter which one either. It all hurts. But thats a good thing right?