This Ain't Gon Stop So We Just Gonna Continue...

I borrowed The Big Book of If from Toni quite a few months ago. Needless to say, I have neglected it on my shelf- its not the book's fault. I am a horrible at borrowing things. This is precisely the reason that I don't have a Library card anymore (I think they all have my picture in the window as a warning of what not to do when borrowing books). So because I have neglected this thought provoking book, I think I will dedicate some time to it right now. So I am opening the book as I type (which is extremely difficult- I am very talented) and will pick questions at random to answer. So here I go:

1. If you could choose the very last thing you would see before you die, what would it be?

- Probably the sunrise over Venice Beach before the city is awake.

2. If you had to be represented by an object in your home, what would it be?

- My stereo- cause there are times when I am as scattered as all the station combined.

3. If you could free yourself from one burden in your life, what would it be?

- My guilt complex

4. If you could put anyone in prision, who would you lock up?

- George Bush

5. If you were to be killed by an animal what would it be?

- a grizzly bear

6. If you could read the mind of someone famous, who would it be?

- Andre 3000- no doubt

7. If you could arrange a jam session with any three musicians in history, who would you include?

-The Beatles, Outkast, and Billie Holiday

8. If you won the lotto what is the first thing you would do with the $?

- Buy a monster truck

9. If you had to die in one of history's disasters, which one would you pick?

- I would be the lone Mexican to die on the Titanic

10. If you had to fight a duel tommorow at dawn, and you could determine the type of weapon you both would use, what would they be?

- Just our fists- cause there is honor in that

11. If you were to have two baby sons, what would you name them?

-Roman- after my dad and Esai

12. If you could remove someone's vocal cords for a year, whose would they be?

- George Bush or Britney Spears

13. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be for?

- To save one of my family member's soul

14. If you could have written one song from this century yourself, which would it be?

- When Doves Cry- Prince- no, seriously Imagine by John Lennon

15. If you could cause one person to change their mind about one thing or on one topic, who would you pick?

- George Bush on the topics of the War and Gay Marriage.

16. If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

- Hunger

17. If you were given a racehorse what would you name it?

- En Tu Cara

18. If you had to choose the worst song ever composed, which one would you pick?

- Copacabana- Barry Manilow or anything written or even touched by Barry Manilow

19. If you could eliminate one habit that you have, what would it be?

- Holding myself back from doing what I really want to do

20. If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?

- I would ride the elephants

Answer some of these and send them to me- you know you want to!