100 Things About Jackie

I was reluctant to start this list because the number 100 is so daunting. But I can never stand up to Moe Moe pressure. So- here I go:

1. I hate Moe Moe for making me write this list
2. I prefer Pepsi over Coke- any sane person would
3. I dance around my house or in my room depending on who is there
4. I have a black and white cocker spaniel named Jazz (what's a matter never seen a black and white before)
5. Her real name is Jazzy Bell from the Outkast song
6. I dream about winning the lotto at least three times a week
7. I have a radio in every room of my house
8. When I am home alone I put on every radio to the same station
9. I love cala lillies and gerbera daisies
10. There are only a handful of people that know the real complicated me
11. I would marry: Lenny Kravitz, Andre 3000, Big Boy of Power 106, Malik of the Real World NY, or Derek Fisher in a heartbeat
12. I watch informercials even when good shows are on
13. I love Wild Boyz
14. I want to be able to create things every day for a living
15. I want a monster truck that is so high that I have to use a ladder to get in
16. I kill plants
17. I kill fish
18. I want to get a fish but I can't (check above)
19. I am afraid of the little girl in The Ring
20. My roommate slept on my floor for a weekend after we saw that movie
21. I used to worry every day about what could happen
22. Now I am too tired to worry about hardly anything
23. I LOVE HIP HOP
24. I am a Latina but I hate chili
25. I miss my dad every day
26. Sometimes I make lists of questions that I would have liked to ask him if he was still here
27. I watch too much music television- (BET, MTV, FUSE- you name it)
28. As a result of this, I want a house that looks like it should be on CRIBS
29. I hate too much clutter
30. My grandma's house is cluttered
31. I Love sushi
32. The tortillas I make look like random states (I am especially good at ones that look like Florida)
33. I am a fair-weather Laker fan (sorry Lo)
34. I fight with Jazz every morning because she won't get off the bed
35. I used to have 12 piercings (I have 8 now)
36. I got my tongue pierced when I was 15
37. My mom didn't find out until a year later
38. My brother's evil girlfriend at the time told her
39. I am an Aries
40. I love water balloon fights
41. My sister and I are really rough- we scrap
42. I love the movie Emperor's New Groove
43. Moe Moe and I watched it 4 times in the theaters
44. My middle name is Renee
45. I am too sarcastic for my own good
46. I talk in my sleep
47. I am going to get a tattoo on my neck in honor of my dad
48. Living with my grandma has caused me to sound like an older Mexican woman
49. My favorite colors are turquoise and blue
50. I had a one-eyed hamster named Pepito Noriega
51. I call my truck- my truckity truck
52. Mosquitos will be the end of me- I always get bit
53. I sing in the shower (and in the car and at work etc.)
54. I put my make-up on as I am speeding to work
55. I only like to eat breakfast when it consists of nopales
56. I have really big feet for a short girl
57. I like the movie Walking Tall- (who doesn't like someone getting beat down by a 2x4)
58. I buy my dog too many toys
59. I can mimic people's voices really well
60. I haven't blow dried my hair in 4 weeks
61. I have three brothers and one sister
62. My eyes are really big and so are sensitive to heaters
63. I have very vibrant and violent dreams
64. I SUCK AT GAMES
65. I make lists and leave them around the house
66. I can paint but I can't draw
67. I wish I had an Irish or Jamaican accent
68. I have too many pairs of tennis shoes
69. I only remember things that don't matter
70. I know the words to a lot of movies and music that no one would expect
71. I like to read books about gangs
72. I lose my phone in the couch at least once a week and then Moe Moe gets mad
73. I once ran away from a goose when it charged at me
74. I draw eyeballs on any little piece of paper I find
75. I love Queer Eye for a Straight Guy
76. I wish I was friends with Eminem and D-12
77. I can laugh like Scooby Doo
78. I hate ironing and I suck at it
79. My aunt and I have a joke about a drunken snowman
80. I'm obsessed with craigslist
81. I am obsessed with grouphug.us
82. These obsessions are Moe Moe's fault
83. I have a good job working at my mom and dad's law firm (if you get this- then I appreciate you)
84. I buy CDs when I have no money
85. I have a brother that is 2 months older than me
86. I laugh at almost everything
87. I wanted to tell Talib Kweli that I loved him but I froze up
88. I hate George Bush and his "War"
89. Amorres Perros may be my favorite movie
90. I miss the Tiki Room that used to be at Disneyland
91. I have ten sketch books that are all half full
92. I need at least 4 pillows to sleep at night
93. Who am I kidding? I fall asleep really easily and hardly ever wake up until I have pressed the snooze button 10 times
94. I confess- I watch DeGrassi
95. I seriously think that there is a monster that eats my socks
96. I believe in the chupacabra
97. I take a really long time to get ready
98. I make weekly treks to Target
99. I have 99 problems but this list ain't one- Ha Moe
100. I make a mean spaghetti

Are you getting tired just reading this? I got tired writing this mess out. Again, all I can say is blame Moe Moe.