save the cheerleader and save the world!!!
This is my "irony" collage because nothing in the collage will protect you like a parent but will spoil you like a child. Well, except, maybe for the blueberry - but that is a blueberry floating in a glass of vodka, if you must know.
For the love of all that was holy, I could not sleep last night. I mean, I tried and I tried and I tried. Then I gave up and I watched about 7 episodes of Heroes. (Thanks Rinko!!!!) My new favorite show. It got me all excited about watching TV, like LOST used to do.
My fave character has got to be Hiro Nakamura - played by Masi Oka. He has that sweet innocence and naivete. Really like the character of Claire - the Cheerleader. Feel awful for the character Nikki and really wish the Petrelli brothers were my boyfriends (LOL).
And then morning came and I thought, oh, it's such a beautiful day, why sleep? So I went about making like a thousand collages in my diary. OK, I lie, I only made about 16 collages and my diary is small - only about A5 size I think. Can I just tell you that I love magazines like Real Simple, Living, etc and other magazines on how you can live better? I mean, they always have colorful graphics on how to decorate your room, how to save space, what gifts to give, and so on and so on.... (all ideas that I want to follow, but never really do, ha ha) I love them because I think I am often moved by photography that does not involve human emotions. Don't get me wrong, I love that kind too, but I don't know - sometimes when I make collages, I don't want one person to dominate it. I like to let things, ideas, possibilities be expressed.
I also need to buy new glue stick because I used up all of my UHU glue and I had to start using some crappy glue, which was making me mad coz it wouldn't stick properly. Why did someone make a glue that can't stick properly???? It shouldn't be called glue then should it? geez!
I am extremely tired now... running on just about 3 hours of sleep (at about 1 PM, I just kinda passed out and woke up at 4 PM- just in time for my appointment). Am going to bed and will be dreaming of becoming part of the cast of Heroes. What special ability should I want? Have always wanted to be a mutant because I've always felt like an outsider and I thought, well, if I'm gonna be an outsider all my life, might as well have special powers to go with it.
Oh and after the jump, a funny poem that I saw on the blog PinkCoyote
Enjoy!
Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
" Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself
I don't fuckin think so.
