Notthatthatsabadthing
Why do all the caged birds sing?
I implore you, please read this article below. Funniest thing I found since the new year.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Singapore
excerpts from the article:
"Singapore. is the only shopping mall with a seat in the United Nations.... in 2004, a worldwide poll ranked Singapore as the 4th "country that no one would miss if it were completely obliterated next Tuesday", behind Bhutan"
"Singapore is famous for being a shopper's paradise. There are 2.1 million shopping malls in Singapore, nearly one for every two citizens. Of these malls, over 2 million of them have exactly the same shops, which makes it easy to find exactly what you are looking for"
"Unbeknownst to the evil Japanese, Lee Kwan Yew was actually an Immortal with electromagnetic and cyberpathic powers. Lee Kwan Yew defeated the Japanese and drove the British from Singaporean shores - although he did allow them to leave their QI DVDs because he liked them quite alot. But not enough to let them live."
"Singapore follows a democratic single-party system, which means that the people are free to all make the same choice."
"The Singaporean education system is based upon military-style education, which encompasses crushing the will of the student and moulding him or her into the image of the leader."
-- My views --
there are some very good truths in this page, y'all but that's where I end my view.
But in case ya'll dont hear from me soon, you know why and what hapened.
Good night, Singapore!
Good Truths?
Good truths? I let you be the judge, you can read the article and see if there could be good truths! lol :)